Friday, March 5, 2010
“If all Chinese were psychic, you would have started using birth control centuries ago.”
“I can’t think of anything more frightening than a half-Polish, half-Arab virgin in his 30s. One way or the other, that story ends with an explosion.”
Honorable mention goes to:
Abed for quickly saying “13,” a la Rain Man, after Jeff knocks a bag of bagels onto the floor.
Coach Bogner: “Jeff Winger, shouldn’t you be at an Urban Outfitters?”