Funniest Chevy lines s01e17

With last night’s “Physical Education” we got one of the funniest episodes yet and as always Mr. Chase gave us some of the funniest lines!

“If all Chinese were psychic, you would have started using birth control centuries ago.”

“I can’t think of anything more frightening than a half-Polish, half-Arab virgin in his 30s. One way or the other, that story ends with an explosion.”

Honorable mention goes to:

Abed for quickly saying “13,” a la Rain Man, after Jeff knocks a bag of bagels onto the floor.

Coach Bogner: “Jeff Winger, shouldn’t you be at an Urban Outfitters?”